wakey wakey hands off snakey
She announced her abortion via fbk
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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