i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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