its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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