No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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