it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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