I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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