? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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