You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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