You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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