Betty ford says i'm here all night
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
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I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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