Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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