when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
what if I'm pregnant?
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I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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