Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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