chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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