im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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