I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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