i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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