On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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