Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I smell like Dick and happiness
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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