I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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