Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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