i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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