First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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