rhymes with "ouble enetration"
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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