I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Randomize
