escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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