can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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