Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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