i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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