before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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