about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Randomize
