Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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