White coat. Heels.
So drunk its hurt
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
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