The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Randomize
