Me. At least after what I've been through.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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