I want to stick my p in your. b.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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