Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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