This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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