And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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