You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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