The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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