Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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