So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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