no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Porn is love you can see.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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