I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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