So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Found the puke drawer
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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