i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
send nudes
from the living room?
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