Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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