oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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