whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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