My brain says no but my pants say off.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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