Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
he was CRYING into my vagina
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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