brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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