you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
No subtext here. People are naked.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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