how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
she pinky promised me she was 18
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
