question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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