I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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